女孩子有點脾氣怎麼了，你見過不帶刺的玫瑰嘛。

What‘s wrong with the girl who has a temper？ Have you ever seen roses without thorns？

物極必反，人美必單。

Things must be reversed， and beauty must be single。

你別兇我不然我讓瑪卡巴卡開車撞你。

Don’t be fierce to me or I will let Macabaka hit you by car。

每次我一個人走夜路都好害怕， 天這麼黑， 我這麼美， 真怕別人看不見啊。

Every time I walk alone at night， I‘m so scared。 It’s so dark and I‘m so beautiful。 I’m really afraid that others will not see it。

別問我喜歡的人是誰，神仙是愛著眾生的。

Don‘t ask who I like， gods love sentient beings。

假裝可愛太難了，還好我是真的可愛。

It’s too hard to pretend to be cute， but fortunately I am really cute。

一個人只要胖到位了，認真看書都像在點菜。

As long as a person is fat enough， reading carefully is like ordering food。

心有萌虎，嗷嗚~

A cute tiger in my heart， oooo~

戀愛太難了，拜個把子吧。

It‘s too difficult to fall in love。

我好喜歡小動物，比如說炸雞烤鴨水煮魚。

I really like small animals， such as fried chicken， roast duck， boiled fish。

我會煮各種口味的泡麵，你要不要考慮娶了我。

I can cook instant noodles of various flavors。 Would you like to consider marrying me？

廢話公主想和王子說廢話，王子在哪裡。

The princess wants to talk nonsense to the prince， where is the prince。